Just a joke
Ok, this is just a joke but it does reflects female's doing!!!!!.... , I know you've had this topic before but then whatu gonna loose reading it here ??
A Female was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The female freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The female said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful female in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom females will flock to". The female replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Female and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest female in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The female said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest female in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Female are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: females think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a female and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.
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